I love summer…well, despite the oppressive heat and my aversion to it. But, besides that, I love summer. It’s just so magical, so full of possibilities. Those feelings are probably tied to childhood memories of summer vacations spent swimming, frolicking, and just generally…
I know some of you have already checked out and that’s fine, but we HAVE to talk about the Supreme Court. Last week when the earth-shaking leak of a…
One of my favorite things to write about on Will’s Dumb Brain are things that have recently captured my attention and passion. From Dota 2, to gunpla…
Can you imagine if this essay was about what it’s like to be incredibly good looking? As the self-described “most generic looking white man possible” I…
Since the dawn of the internet we, as a civilization, have had basically the entirety of human knowledge and creation at our fingertips. From the…
My eyes are watering. My nose is running. I’m doing everything in my power to maintain deep, even breathing. My mouth feels as if I’ve just taken a big…
I don’t like mornings. They’re often cold and dark and unwelcoming. Every resolution, every promise I made to myself the night before to get up early…
As soon as someone pointed out I should write a post about doing taxes, my mind splintered into a thousand pieces and began imagining a thousand…
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