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I have thoughts in my dumb brain. Sometimes they’re boring, sometimes they’re interesting. I’ll do my best to indulge only the latter and rarely the former. You’ll get at least one essay a week and I’ll do my best to keep it around 500 words. They’ll be about everything from sports to movies to politics to games.

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Look, I’ll be honest with you: I’m doing this mostly to try and get stuff out of my head so I can sleep at night. If it interests you, makes you laugh once or twice, is relatable in anyway, AMAZING! If not, no worries, thanks for checking in, hope you’re doing alright!

-Love always, Will

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