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Steve Peterman's avatar

That Susan person is in no position to grant forgiveness. I had to put down the actual three dimensional book I was trying to read because she was watching a very loud “dog chewing a stolen spatula” video some other Extremely Online junky named Will sent her...wait a minute!

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Will Peterman's avatar

it's okay, you'll send me the same video in 6 months once the internet spits it back out again

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Steve Peterman's avatar

That’s a bet you’re likely to win

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Susan Peterman's avatar

Not only is your column witty and fun but also educational. I had no idea being “Extremely Online “ even existed! We forgive you.

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Will Peterman's avatar

TYSM 🤗

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Harry Pinkus's avatar

I've seen where the average person looks at something on their cell phone 85 times a day. I'm proud to say I'm finally above average at something.

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Madison Wolff's avatar

Speaking of lizard people, I highly recommend all things David Farrier. He does Arm Chaired & Dangerous on the Armchair Expert podcast where he talks about conspiracy theories (one of which is about lizard people).

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Aina Abad's avatar

Don’t worry, I am too! And it’s always so hard trying to explain stuff that trends on Twitter to my “normal” friends haha. I also love when random audio clips trend on TikTok and people put them over different videos 🥲

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Val L's avatar

Fortunately, no, but know plenty who when the time comes will be first in line to have a cell phone chip implant. 😜

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Will Peterman's avatar

sign me up!

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Nick O's avatar

no mention of Dogecoin in this blog post is slightly disappointing

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Will Peterman's avatar

You better believe that crypto and doge are getting their own post at some point

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