You've named two of mine, sneezing and sleeping weird. Can't say I've ever done it while driving, which seems too terrifying to be comical, but is close. My third way, and I can't believe you haven't experienced it - hurting my neck while exercising. Going from that slightly smug, "look at me, working out, a role model for those with weaker moral fiber" strut, to "oh, fuck oh fuck oh fuck," and trying to leave the room without letting anyone know I've crippled myself.
Funny Will. Forget the neck, which is miserable (mine was trying to shoot a shotgun at a clay disc that wasn't even a real bird which I wouldn'y shoot anyway and I missed anyway and owww) but the back. The mystery of the human back. Lifting a bag of concrete is fine, but bending to pick up that feather and you're frozen and in the kind of agony that only a stunt man diving off a cliff can experience.
Definitely 3 annoying ways. My most annoying way to hurt my neck? Just existing. (btw, Tiger Balm does wonders for the pain.)
Falling down an elevator shaft (not joking).
Time for a daily exercise to loosen up
You've named two of mine, sneezing and sleeping weird. Can't say I've ever done it while driving, which seems too terrifying to be comical, but is close. My third way, and I can't believe you haven't experienced it - hurting my neck while exercising. Going from that slightly smug, "look at me, working out, a role model for those with weaker moral fiber" strut, to "oh, fuck oh fuck oh fuck," and trying to leave the room without letting anyone know I've crippled myself.
Funny Will. Forget the neck, which is miserable (mine was trying to shoot a shotgun at a clay disc that wasn't even a real bird which I wouldn'y shoot anyway and I missed anyway and owww) but the back. The mystery of the human back. Lifting a bag of concrete is fine, but bending to pick up that feather and you're frozen and in the kind of agony that only a stunt man diving off a cliff can experience.