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Because I suffer from a small bladder and have to pee about every 30 mins I have no choice but to find a bathroom everywhere I go. I have fun looking at people’s products though so it’s usually an overall enjoyable time

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Very good post, although you lost me at "you're going to a party."

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Love this one! I always try to go before I go, but if I found I’ve miscalculated and all I’m getting at the party are vague directions, I follow the “knock before you enter” rule. Like you, I think there should be an open door to a lighted room, or at the very least, a scotch taped sign reading BATHROOM. If not, it’s your fault if I walk into your sex dungeon.

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This post reminds me how lucky I was as a kid. Every house on our block and most others in our neighborhood were identical. Now, particularly in my geriatric years, bathroom reconnaissance has literally become job number 1.

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This one was just dang funny. You're welcome to use our bathroom any time you want (not after midnight or before 7:00 AM unless it's an emergency)

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There is always that one house where the bathrooms are hidden in the bedroom en-suite and you feel like you’re intruding or snooping or doing something nefarious when looking for it!!

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